Sign of the Cross (Studio)

SIGN OF THE CROSS (Studio)

I wanna have some fun tonight

I never have a happy day

I never get to feel right

Please will you help me find the way

Let’s do the Sign of the Cross

It’ll make you feel real boss

Do a genuflection

Oh maybe you’ll get an erection doin’ the Sign of the Cross

If you’re depressed and full of strife

If you are sick of living life

If you are sad and full of woe

I have the key to fun behold

Let’s do the Sign of the Cross

It’ll make us feel real boss

Do a genuflection

Oh maybe you’ll get an erection doin’ the Sign of the Cross

All of the kids who bop around

Everyone rocks around the town

All of the kids are getting down

Even the adults are foolin’ around

They do the Sign of the Cross

It makes them feel real boss

Get up get down get dancing do the Sign of the Cross

Do a genuflection maybe you will get a huge erection

Get up get down get dancing do the Sign of the Cross

I would have killed myself today

I would have smeared myself away

I would have been so glad to die

But in the midst of all my strife

I did the Sign of the Cross

It made me feel real boss

Do a genuflection

Oh maybe you’ll get an erection doin’ the Sign of the Cross

If you’re afraid you’ll go to hell

You better start your dancing now

If you don’t quite get up to heaven

I’ll guarantee at least purgatory

Let’s do the Sign of the Cross

It’ll make us feel real boss

Get up get down get dancing do the Sign of the Cross

Do a genuflection

Oh maybe you’ll get an erection

Get up get down get dancing do the Sign of the Cross

Follow me before it’s too late for your eternal salvation

Skafish – Vocals

Larry Mazalan – Guitar, Lead Guitar

Karen Winner – Guitar, Adapted Slide Guitar

David Prochazka – Organ, Electric Piano

Greg Sarchet – Bass Guitar

Larry Mysliwiec – Drums

Written in 1976 by Skafish